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buddharocket
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B.C. FISHING BLONDES
Three beautiful Vancouver blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "We aren't fishing. We all have magnets on the end of our lines and we're collecting rings, watches and other valuable debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game warden, "Take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?"
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flyfisher582
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I like it, good one
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bass master 99
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i think i've heard that one before.
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roym
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Two guys had been ice fishing all afternoon with nothing to show for their efforts. A sled went by with a stringer of fish and one says to the other" See, I tol ya, we shudda bin trollin"
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ReelWrangler
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LMFAO! speaking of ice fishing a guy at Pine lake Alb. caught panties(they had a tornado flatten most buildings there about 8 years ago.
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