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kelso

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was
approached by a game warden in Central Mississippi
as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your
fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none
of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish??"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine
down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a
while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back
into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of horse sh-t....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man.
I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden.
"PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake
and stood and waited. After a few minutes,
the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to
call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
Louis Vuitton

hahahahhaah brilliant!
pajeff

My wife did not think it was that funny. Works for me!

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