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well, do you have one?

Ya: I was sitting around the house the other day, my wife handed me a fly swatter and said "go get some flies" so i said "O'kay" so i swatted a few and came back to watch some more TV. My wife comes in the room and says "didnt i tell you to go get some flys" i said "ya i did, i got 3 males and 2 females" the wife says "there no way to tell the sex on them, how do you know that?" well i told her " 3 of them were on beer cans and the other 2 were on the phone"

how'd the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass?...

quite satisfying!



Please keep it clean and, perhaps, something to do with FISHING

Thank you

@ beer88> he was a baaaaaaaahhhdd man... good one

an elderly couple were sitting in their house one day and the wife says to her husband, " just for fun we should get your sperm count checked" the husband looked at her funny but agreed. The next day at the dr.s he gives the old man a cup and says to bring it back in the morning, so the husband takes the cup and goes home, he comes back the next morning and says doc we have a problem... i tried with my left hand i tried with my right. my wife tried with her left and with her right as well, she tried with her teeth in and her teeth out...

But we just couldn't get the damn lid off!

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