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How do you know ... invented the toothbrush??

If it was anyone else, it would be called a teethbrush!!!!

good one
fish on

If one picked crack off the sidewalk what would you call them?
A cracko

thats good

Some dude walks into the doctors office with a carrot in one ear and a banana in the other.

He goes "Doctor ya gotta help me man, what the hell is wrong with me?"

The doc looks him over and says "You ain't eating right"

What did the fish say after swimming in to a concrete wall?


how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up like an alter boy
sugar magnolia

You are such a child.

the only one acting tuff is you old timer

cracko tosses the bait and you grab it each time
sugar magnolia

Kids will be kids,,,,Oldtimer??????LMFAO!!!

what did the prostitute say to the leper?

keep the tip

Beefeater, I think you "put the cart before the horse" on that one.

"what did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip."

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

fisher 696

What do you call 10 000 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific? An effing good start.
Cream Corn

what kind of meat do priests eat ????



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