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splittail

Are you trying to slam some shellfish, Shizzy Whizzy, my dizzy bizzy? The DFO site will show you the way, gutta muttha.

http://www.pac.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/ops/fm/shellfish/biotoxins/closures/default_e.htm

If your still spinin' like a smuta in the gutta, check the water color and remember this rhyme:

Red like the gutter...don't bother!
Green like the spleen...fish like a queen!


Splittail ---guttergirl in Lederhosen since 1972



shizzyisback

...nice ..lol..im feelin your style guttergirl..lol..thx for the info ..and the fresh rhymezz..
GGgggGGGGG....gUTTerUNiT
splittail

Anything for you! :D

My housemates all think i've lost my mind, as after reading your bizzare posts, I run around the house stuttering "GGGGGUUTTTER UNIT!"
olie'

shizzyisback

...lol...ya its a catchy lil phrase isnt it..minnow fisher go make love to your motor clown..lol..we should drop a linetogether someday spittail..(wink wink)....guTTerUniT
olie'

splittail

Hey sure, gutterman! I'm fishin 3 miles from the Kitselas Canyon every day all year on the Skeena. Grab your helicopter, baby and come on up!

Throwin a GGUUTTTER Ball at ya!

shizzyisback

..MiNNow fISHEr U TAlK OUttA YOUr ASs TO mUch...Lil 9 HOrSE HONDas Dont IMpReSs US..WE riDE BoATS OVER TEN Ft ..So WE USE merC 90s......QUIt TALkiN ouTTA ur ass ANd Stay OUTtA mY POsts ....YOuR ONly inCReaseIng THe faCt WE THInk Ur A CloWn...SpITTaIl i WAS JUst Guessing u r FRom THE LOWer MAinLaND....to BAd THE GUUter COpTER iS Down n OUT ..lol....I TEel YA What ill bag A soCKEye foR ya .....GUtTER UNiT../...

ps WE WORk FOr A LIVInG JUSt lIKe EVErybODY else minnow..
olie'

shizzyisback

.......take your own advice minnow i dont say anything i wouldnt in person..like i said u dont like me or what ever dont read my posts....simple...even a no mind like u can understand that....gg g g ggGuTTER unIT.!!!!! we BREAk WAkes THE siZE OF TWo STATES..hOlla TA YA BOY
shizzyisback

.......take your own advice minnow i dont say anything i wouldnt in person..like i said u dont like me or what ever dont read my posts....simple...even a no mind like u can understand that....gg g g ggGiTTER unIT.!!!!! we BREAk WAkes THE siZE OF TWo STATES..hOlla TA YA BOY
olie'

shizzyisback

...oh noo the minnow grabed some balls..u know what minnow im 25 so u think im a lil boy that is justfine i hope u reconize me .. i fish alloutte, mikelake , the fraser, pitt , cap, and local bays...so holla at me when u see me (please)...just remeber all types of people fish so take your own advice and shut the fuck up i m not some lil kid you can bully on the net...ive seen your pic to so dont get to cocky .....Thats GUtTEr
olie'

splittail

*DING* *DING* *DING*

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Announcer:""Now, back to the action in the Sharphooks forummmmm..where things are heating up again....hooks are flyin', lines are tanglin', and the air is thick with the smell of rotten fish...but first a message from a little ole lady in a flower dress!"

Little 'Ole Lady in a Flower Dress: Well, I'll be tied up like a turkey if I ever talked like that in front of elders, you young whippersnappers, lemme grab you by the starched shirt collars and show you how my pappy used to wash'ur mooths out with lye soap. Try takin' a spellin' bee the next day after that...no wonder Susie won da prize instead of me, that pig-farmer..if it wasn't for dat lye, i wooda won! So remember that, you yonguns...this place ain't for that. If you don't keep your tongue in front of all the good people...dat lye will ketcha! Now find me my teeth...i'm done gummin for the night. But expect me to come back and post my toothless drivel every time i see a fight goin' on.

Announcer:""Ohhhhhkay.....back to the fight!"



splittail


And now to break up the toothless drivel and fights, we now break for a news-worthy commentary about a fishing report. Imagine that!

Expect Halibut to be moving into the shallower waters, migrating closer to the rivers that are spilling large amounts of spawned out Salmon. A good greasy fish burger awaits their flat bodies.

The northerly rivers are getting the Chinook that you guys missed! hehehe!



shizzyisback

yes.. your right and i respect a elderly woman..cause i have a ma and grandma my self so i will apoligize to the sharphooks users and editors...at the same time i defend myself just like a pitt bull..so i said be for if you dont like me or whatever dont read my posts...i have a lil anger built up from 2 trips in a row getting skunked and lossing 40 chops in gear..but that happens i guess..illl be anybodys friend but you try to make me look dumb ill eat u alive im to witty to be clowned ..so take that as some advice from the gutter.....a humble gutter man
The Yak

you guys are nuts!

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